Thursday, October 8, 2009

Mark May is a Moron

For many, many reasons, namely his choice of employment. The four-letter network's continual story-lining and human interest angles is only outweighed by it's insistence that each and every talking head have 'personality' and 'strong opinions'. Lou Holtz's meandering, spitting, sufferin-sucatash euphemisms are well-documented.

Mr. Mark May has just entered Spittin' Lou's world. Whilst discussing the Big Ten, he declared the Badgers underrated, based on their defeat of 3 solid teams (including our beloved Maroon and Gold). He followed this mildly defensible statement up with: "After Wisconsin beats Ohio State, they will not be underrated."

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Sadly, tOSU is the class of our conference, and will walk all over becky.

That is All

1 comment:

Gopher Bandanna Guy said...

Good stuff Just Jake -

Thanks for tracking May's decent into madness (right behind Holtz) for us. OSU is pretty tough, and Terrelle Pryor seems to be getting better every week. Looking forward to him leaving the conference as a junior....