Goldy Rules!

This is HILARIOUS: Goldy Running Wild!

Further proof that Goldy Gopher rules. This is hilarious. Goldy absolutely OWNS that kid. Suck it 4th grader! I also got a kick out of Sam Rosen somehow correctly identifying Goldy (as a Gopher) and subsequently saying he was dressed as a BEAR!?!? WTF ROSEN!

Go Goldy!

Goldy Gopher Upsets Baby Jesus, Glenn Beck, Middle America, the Pope, and Mary Poppins

This is hilarious.

Watch it. Goldy Gopher (a mascot) at a public event (a college football game -- our Beloved Maroon and Gold at PSU) does what mascots do. He has fun with the spectacle that is the game. Apparently, his act of mimicking the action on the field (as he does at all public events and games) upset some incredibly bored people with nothing better to do than be upset an oversize Gopher did his job...

To listen to some of the reaction in the blogosphere, Goldy burst into the Vatican as Pope Benedict baptized Baby Jesus (in his triumphant return to the world), kicked over the Holy Water font, urinated all over the Bible, whilst mimicking sexual self-gratification... To those morons, I, and all sane, rational folks say, get a grip, and as Frankie Says, Relax...

By the way, if your opinion is anything other than 'this is funny', you're wrong. It's funny. That's it. Deal with it.

Goldy, never, EVER back down. This was hilarious.